Three years ago, John Prescott introduced his "10-year plan" for the railway with all the razzmatazz of Nye Bevan launching the NHS. It was the arrival on track of "joined-up thinking". Since then we have had a stage army of meddlers: David Begg, Tom Winsor, Sir Alastair Morton, the Treasury's Shriti Vadera, Railtrack's bailiffs, the Cabinet Office Delivery Unit, the Downing Street Forward Strategy Unit and now the BBC's "limousine king", Lord Birt. The whole business is beyond parody. I wonder what the Labour Party would make of it, if we had one.