The marriage of Andrew Upton, not at all famous scriptwriter, and Cate Blanchett, ridiculously famous actress, is one of those showbusiness conundrums. I ask her if it's a Winslet-Threapleton situation, or a J-Lo and Cris Judd, neither of which lasted. 'I'm not sure what you mean,' says Blanchett, suddenly becoming na?ve (it turns out, later on, that she does have stunning areas of, if not na?vety, then no questioning or seeming desire for self-knowledge). Well, I persist, how does he cope with being married to a wife who is very famous? 'I don't think he thinks about it,' she says. Do they talk about it? 'No.' Does he feel threatened? 'No.' What about when you're at the Oscars and it's Cate this and Cate that and he just stands there being Mr Cate? 'The Oscars are just a laugh, really,' she says. 'They're so unreal, so mad and so thrilling that nothing seems normal. I don't even feel I'm really there. I'm sure that's how Andrew feels.' Has she asked him? 'No.' According to Blanchett, he's very happy because she's happy, and she's happy because she's successful and he's so supportive of her and she's supportive of him and he's actually a very good playwright - which I am sure he is - and she would be honoured to be in a play of his, and that's how it is. 'We're about to go to Sydney because he has a play on there.' And then she looks very happy. She's going home. 'I miss home,' she says.