I don't know, but I do now know the job specification. The candidates should have money, charm and a raffish private life. A taste for flamboyant publicity would help. They should be outspokenly liberal on drugs, sex and gay rights, but in other respects Right-wing. He or she should be a fierce London " nationalist", seeking to protect Londoners from unfair taxes, meddling bureaucrats, the European Union and, wait for it, new immigrants. A strong appeal to the "darker side" of the old Labour vote would be a particular advantage against Mr Livingstone.