But John Eaton, 60, from nearby village Theydon Bois, mocked the false trees. He said: "There is one on the M25 near Brentwood and it looks like a fake cactus. They are dreadful, and nothing like trees." He said he would prefer concealed telegraph poles in the forest. "Masts are a necessary evil but they should be placed away from places of beauty," he added.