Downstairs it was dark, with tables of people discreetly tucked into corners lending the proceedings a faintly illicit, Prohibition feel. Drinks spilled, and a warped kind of jazz blared while seemingly drugged-up flapper-girls giggled at their Charleston attempts on the dance floor.
In four-inch heels, my own Charleston attempts were shameful. I flailed about as if in pain like a wounded giraffe but the great thing about Shoreditch is that it welcomes all-comers. You wouldn't look out of place wearing just one shoe because it's, like, so ironic. You simply must have hair that looks like you cut it with your eyes closed.