Grimly lit, furnished with unforgiving metal chairs, it doesn't seduce you in - unless, that is, you're attracted by the cool blond door-person or the million pound white sports car cocooned in a glass cage bang in the centre. 'It goes from nought to 60 in three seconds,' confided the blond. Like I care. And no, I don't know what it was; it looked like the sort of thing sad, middle-aged gits drive down the King's Road.