St Francis Reserve Cabernet Sauvignon 1996, Sonoma Valley, California (Waitrose, everywine.co.uk and Virginwines.com, £19.99). About as subtle as a baseball bat on the cranium, this stonking, high-alcohol red has massive flavour, complexity and a price to make your eyes water. Aged two years in American and French oak, it's richly flavoured, ripe, intense and inky black. A Desperate Dan wine to match any roast meat you care to think of (or, indeed, cow pie).