BETHANY RUSSELL
Tips to get into clubs: Ask for the person in charge - the host of the night or manager. Quietly and kindly explain that while you're not on the list, you've heard some fantastic reviews of the place and would love to come down to have a quiet drink and a look around. Alternatively, look for the wealthiest older man in the queue, tell him you're going to give him the night of his life and bundle in with him to sit on his table and drink his champagne all night. Don't say: "I know the owner."