Experience of The Don encouraged me to step out and about to see who else takes fortified wines seriously. Of course: the extraordinary Gordon's Wine Bar; how could I forget? "Taken seriously" here means, above all, served copiously, which is surely one of the reasons why Gordon's is so popular with young bohemians. At as little as £3.20 for a tumbler (which must by my reckoning contain at least 200ml) of sherry, port and madeira, this must be one of the cheapest places in London to rearrange reality. Gordon's extraordinary vaults add to the appeal (going for a drink here resembles pot-holing). I called, of course, on a wet night, and was somehow reassured to see that it was raining under the pavement, too, albeit at a much slower rate. The port, sherry and madeira which come anonymously out of the barrels are of modest quality only; better choices (such as Taylor's deeply plummy LBV 1994 or even Messias's faintly toffeed 1985 vintage) are no less keenly priced (£5.50 and £6.70 a tumbler respectively). "Righteousness exalteth a nation," said one of the old Victorian framed prints dangling squiffily from the walls. So, visibly, doth cheap port.