Like other pub rejuvenators, the Martins rip the guts out of old sink boozers, giving them more cosmetic surgery than Jordan. But the results are, unlike poor old Katie Price, deliciously sophisticated and effortlessly easy on the eye. Their latest baby is every bit as lovely as the Swan, with just as ambitious a menu - none of yer bangers and lamb shanks here - but it also boasts a thrilling, hidden riverside location dripping with history (Lord Nelson used to have sneaky trysts with Lady Emma Hamilton in the upstairs room). It also has an astonishing view - even if you never bought into the Millennium Dome as a thing of beauty.