Shame, really: in principle I am solidly behind anyone trying to bring something genuinely different to our attention - and these wines are certainly that. They're all slightly sparkling, and some are semi-sweet. The Malvasia Secco demonstrates why this grape has a reputation for oxidising; it tastes like a light, musky cider. The Ortrugo is dryer and thinner: unripe and charmless. The only Bonarda available on the night I called was the sweet, Ribena-like Amabile version, so I had a glass of acidulous Barbera from the Viticoltori instead. By comparison with the best Piedmontese Barbera, it was unrecognisably thin and dilute. Even the Chianti, a 1999 from Ruffino, was disappointingly tenuous and slight (the price of each is £2.70 for what I assume is a 175ml glass). "All wines are of supreme quality," says the list. Sorry, no.