"It's very blokey," said my female guest when she arrived, noting the pit-like, sparsely tabled floor area, the blue-lit bar and the sports screen showing highlights of a Southend v Macclesfield match which didn't even interest the wildly under-employed bar staff. Lunch times might be a better moment to call: there are more tables, more emphasis on food, and the attractive back room, with its three listed ceiling domes, is open, too. The menu is more compelling, featuring bento boxes and a wide range of main dishes of pan-Asian inspiration. We made do, from the limited evening menu, with a Pacific Platter for two (at £11.50): spring rolls, satay, Thai fish cakes and excellent stuffed chicken wings served with a disappointingly sugary dip. Enough for two it wasn't, so we then had a very oily plate of mee goreng (egg noodles with the odd prawn and strip of green, £6.95) which foiled our appetites but left the senses moping. Those with genuine appetite about them would be better advised to go up to the restaurant on the first-floor (called Mezzanine @ No.1). Brasserie, with its over-tones of bustle, kitchen steam and noisy gourmandise, seemed a serious misnomer.