Now for the steaks. I don't know about being the best in town (which town? Kirkcaldy?) but they weren't far from fabulous. My fillet ('the decadent choice' - so I had to) had the lot: crust, juice, melting pinkness, depth of flavour, a dense, buttery BÈarnaise; rump with pepper sauce was a more butch affair, rewarding more toothwork with a blast of pure beefiness. It was a trifle swamped by its rich, creamy sauce and really, really didn't need its slippery fried onions.