American barbecuing is not like our amateurish, desultory attempts: it's a serious business, with different states (mostly Southern) battling over whose is the original/best/most authentic. It's done in vast, metal vat-type arrangements where the meat is enclosed in its own smoke and juices - often for several hours. The Bodean behemoth has a built-in rotisserie with 15 barbecue racks where ribs - both beef and pork - steak, fish, chicken and sausages can gently inhale oak, apple or cherrywood smoke until they're moistly, tenderly, smokily delicious.