In particular, razor clams. I always wondered what went on inside those cutthroat-razor shells you found on the beach. Now I know. Franklins gets its razor clams from Norfolk. The people of Dulwich, if my wash basin survey is anything to go by, are thrilled. What do they look like? Well, razor clams are to men as oysters are to women. Still in their shells, and cooked grilled with a little butter, they have a long and turgid foot surrounded by the sort of oysterish goo which is best left unexamined, unless you are into that kind of stuff. They have a strong flavour, less delicate than oysters, they are very shellfish (just like men) and taste less of rocks and salt water, and more of the beach at low tide. They are an acquired taste.