In an attempt to get the party started I go for a Quo Vadis aperitivo (£6), a cava cocktail with Campari and clementine - delicious. All set, we considered the menu. Whitebait £6.20; rump £16: dishes aren't lingeringly described as much as bullet-pointed. Still, my brown shrimp on toast (£7) was a beauty worth lingering over, and the date's home smoked salmon (£7.60) came prettily circled with diced egg and onion.