If you're going to drink deeply at a restaurant, with all the expense, hilarity, and temporal dissolution which that entails, you might as well do it at a restaurant with a view. Putney Bridge (not the stone-balustraded A219, but an unmistakable steel-and-glass lozenge deposited on the river's south bank) offers one of London's best. The river was eerie with mist as we ate our first course; a milky sunlight sent it into languid Oxbridge mode for the main course; by dessert, the clouds had thickened, intimating the rain which fell with dismal predictability later that evening. A driftwood plank slid upriver, freighted by a bobbing wagtail; a couple strolled below, gathering fallen plane leaves. Meanwhile, the level in our decanted bottle of 1998 Domaine des Schistes "Les Terraces" sank like a shot duck.