The giveaway comes as the iconic American purveyors of Homer Simpson's favourite snack starts delivering on UberEats today. They basically just want us to eat more hole foods.
The best part? They're not handing out one measly doughnut at a time – you're getting a dozen.
That's right: 12 glazed rings of joy delivered straight to your door (or office).
The lovely things are available from 2pm today. All you have to do is open – or download frantically – the UberEats app and place your order. It's a simple as that.
