It's great when expectations are dumbfounded - especially when they involve kindness. The world is much more broke than it was a year ago and yet charitable donations are on the up. It was Victor Hugo who said: 'As the purse empties, the heart fills' (Where does Fred 'inept' Goodwin stand on that, I wonder?). The most surreal charity bash I ever attended was in Santa Barbara, for the local fire station. Just before the pin-thin society matrons arrived to push lettuce around their plates, the hostess threw a fit. The gardeners had cut the grass too short. Calm was restored only after the hapless gardeners had sprinkled the grass clippings on the lawn and watered them back in. That was the Evelyn Waugh moment when I decided that Californians are completely mad but could probably teach us a thing or two about philanthropy.