Inside, punters found themselves in a small, ersatz oriental basement featuring a canopied, harem-style ceiling, a honeycomb of intimate alcoves, mosaic tables, exotic-looking lamps, and mountains of scatter cushions. Very Moroccan, the design-conscious announced. Still, it was novel and elegant in a kind of low-rent, fancy-dress, not-quite-whisking-you-off-into-an-Arabian-Nights-tale way. And the drinks were reasonable. So you appraised the crowd (clued-up SW3), admired the carved woodwork and fretwork tables, appreciated the efficient air-conditioning, possibly even boogied the night away on the small dancefloor, and then left, vowing to return sometime. But, of course, you never did, because, let's face it, this was Chelsea, and, anyway, new bars with even more exotic decor were opening every month.