So it's no surprise to find starters were on the heavy side. Even my "light" choice, a bowl of mussels with cider and bacon (£6.50), came with a sinfully creamy sauce. That said, if everything is going well, you can always order my date's aphrodisiac choice: half a dozen spankingly fresh Duchy of Cornwall oysters (£9.50). Impressing your date with your wine knowledge will be a doddle if you get my waitress who, when I asked her to recommend a mineral, non-fruity white looked blank, went for help and came back with a non-specific "Sauvignon?" Next to her I looked like Hugh Johnson.