They've gone and done it: Chelsea Football Club - or Chew-sea, as the footballers' wives might say - are the cham-pee-ons of Eng-er-land, and unless you're an Arsenal fan, or can't read (or both), you'll probably be aware that this occurred in their centenary year.
Part of the club's centenary celebrations include an all-singing, all-dancing stadium gig this Saturday afternoon with a line-up expected to include Lemar, Jamelia, Liberty X, someone called Nathan and (be still my beating heart) Jenny Frost.