A Russian couple dressed as Debbie Gibson and Morten Harket flail to a housey tune, while a florid-faced Sloane brays at the Turkish barman: 'What's this place called, mate?' Young Turk smiles: 'T.R.Y.S.T. Triste'. Well, you said it, and while Tryst doesn't put a smile on my face, junior Trinny Trannies will think it's - like, sooo kewl, ya?'