It's obvious from the moment you walk in that they know what they're doing. The place is very slick: ultra-modern design, careful lighting, no paintings or pictures allowed to clutter the walls and, apart from a few splashes of orange, overwhelmingly brown - brown walls, brown lampshades, brown menus, even the chairs are covered in brown tweed. Perhaps inevitably this smooth, urbane look even extends to the customers. But doesn't this strike you as odd? Of perhaps 30 men in the room, only my husband's hair was long enough to touch his ears. It was one of the first things I noticed. It felt as if we were in an updated version of the Stepford Wives. That, or the sort of person drawn to Edera is a middleaged media type who tries to hide his balding pate with a crew cut.