This, and the two waiters glumly reading the papers, didn't bode well. But the food was excellent, each dumpling freshly cooked, sparky with herbs or robust with savoury sauces. Pork puffs - sweet with hoi-sin - came cased in that curiously marshmallowy paste; potsticker dumplings with red vinegar dip were outstanding, subtly flavoured and cased in delicate flour skin; fried rice pasta (me: 'What exactly is that?'; waiter: 'It's rice pasta. Fried.') an intriguing exercise in gelatinous texture. Steamed dumplings - prawn and Chinese chive and pork with peanuts - soothed and sated. And, call me weird, but I even liked the decor.