Happily, the customers at Memories of China are all individuals with absorbing personal lives. Take, for instance, the small party of businessmen behind me who appeared to be dining with contestants in the local heat of a Jordan lookalike contest. And there, in the distance, master of all he surveyed, sitting at a table I felt should have been mine, was Signor 'Toto' Lotto himself, from time to time a small grin crossing his face. But then, at those prices, if I were Signor Lotto, I would be laughing all the way to the bank, too.