And red? Here's one to make your turkey feel like a quail. I don't quite know what Avontuur's winemaker managed to do to create the titanic, 15 per cent 2000 vintage of the estate's Pinotage, but its sweet, luscious fruit is almost hidden beneath an avalanche of fire, spice and tannin (Waitrose, £7.99, 92/100). It's one of the most thunderous South African reds I have tasted, and if it came from Australia, it would cost £20. The only drawback is the dull label, so take it by the hand and lead it straight to your best decanter.