If you want to know who is responsible for TV celebrity Jamie Theakston appearing in a West End production of a Somerset Maugham play, then look no further than former Tory MP Giles Brandreth. A few years ago, the intrepid beard was backstage at TOTP interviewing Theakston, who muttered something about always having wanted to be an actor; Brandreth suggested he should do Art. On reading the interview, the Art producer rang Theakston and, to cut a long story short, he appeared in the play, decided he really is as good at acting as he'd thought when he was 14, and sat back to wait for the right script - which has turned up in the unlikely shape of a farce unperformed in London for more than 40 years. Hey presto: Jamie has a new career.