Tom, seemingly a sweet, quiet type, and apparently not the sort to dangle from chandeliers, colours when I remind him of the revelations. "It was one of her first interviews and she was badly guided," he says. "It was supposed to be about her character, but of course they managed to get it onto something else ... Emma was very distraught. I think they shuffled a few things around and misinterpreted what she said. But also it was naive and it was a mistake, and it won't happen again." Clearly not if he has anything to do with it. All he'll say about Emma is that she likes playing Scrabble.