He is equally good at conveying the excitability of recent reportage and growing up in dull Seventies Swanley. Someone from another London satellite saying they know what Swanley is like is akin to saying to Nelson Mandela: "Yeah, I've had hassle from the Old Bill myself, I know how you feel mate." Steel is not the most charismatic stand-up. He must have worked hard to nurture his Eighties schoolteacher image of bad haircut and worse clothes.