So Lady Di, what have you enjoyed best about staying here with the royal family?" variously remarks Barlow's nicely wooden though preposterous HM. The actor flaunts blue accessories - handbag, hat and cloak, with scarlet sash and grey suit underneath. This language and costuming ensures that incongruous formality always reigns. Charles and Diana, not to mention Camilla, who exists only on the end of a mobile phone, express their love as if mouthing Press comments about themselves.