Great clobber, too. 'I tried out some of the ideas with big raincoats,' says Dow. 'Then somebody said we looked like dirty old men. But a lot of the stuff is tricks about legs and hands, so we needed big coats. Then I remembered the snorkel parka from when I was a kid. Just wearing it was funny - and I loved the danger element of crossing the road in it.' Dow wrote the show, directed it, even built the props. But on stage, all Men In Coats are equal. 'You can't have two different writers and directors; then you're only going to have friction.'