Most Nutcrackers locate their second acts in a magical kingdom of dancing sweets but Bourne's is the only one where the sweets go around sampling each other's flavour. There is an orgy of licking, dipping, smacking, auto-degustation, at one point some simulated fellatio and all in all more tongue than you would ever expect to see unless Kiss reunite to do an All Black haka. Parents needn't worry, because by some alchemy it comes across as good, clean fun ... Well, almost - in a phrase Salman Rushdie once coined to sell us cream cakes, it's naughty but nice.