Given his mastery of Meltdown, Inventing America, Only Connect, and now BITE (Barbican International Theatre Experience), it would also be fair to assume that another of his favourite words is festival; after all, he seems to launch enough of them. For some reason, however, Sheffield seems to rather resent this suggestion. "I don't have a festival fetish, not really; I suppose there are very strong strands in the programme here like the jazz programme and education programme that I see as vertical strands, then across that I will pull horizontal strands. It doesn't always need to be a festival, it could be a collaboration," he bristles, before accusing me, in turn, of having a fetish for the word fetish.