We already know that he hasn't got what it takes to be a pop star. After two singles and an album last year, his record company pulled the plug on an expensive career, and his armour-plated confidence took a knock. "But it was a good knock. My confidence lies in my comedy, but when I had this success with my first single I was thinking that, maybe, everything I touch turns to gold." He adds: "Luckily for me, I was able to stand back and say, 'Hang on a minute, is this truly what you are?'"