'My life has been so odd,' he muses. 'For so long, I wasn't having the career I felt entitled to and then Zeus threw down a shower of gold. Now I'm almost as bewildered the other way - I'm going through that brief period where everyone offers you work, and wants to know where you're going for Christmas and what you think about Iraq, and I can't help thinking, "Hang on, five minutes ago you didn't even want me to act the fat, bald Englishman!"'