Actually, wrong. For a start, Pierce Brosnan is 6ft 1ins. For another, he is perfectly ordinarily dressed in loose jacket and black jeans (not a tasselled loafer or suede blouson in sight). The thick, dark hair which, in pictures, looks suspiciously as if it might be dyed, is greying at the temples and the voice, which could be on the transatlantic side, what with him living in Malibu and being married to American eco-journalist Keely Shaye Smith, has a seductive Irish lilt - more pronounced, perhaps, because we are on Dublin soil, where he is currently filming 30 miles from the town where he was born.