House (Lyttelton), which Ayckbourn describes as "a little metronome", is - superficially, at least - the most conventional of the two, with French windows, plump chintz sofas and sherry, albeit at an unusually early hour. Businessman Teddy Platt, in the family pile, is planning a political future and hoping to impress his old schoolchum Gavin Ryng-Mayne, a smoothie popular novelist-cum-political fixer. It is the day of the village fète and Teddy has to rise above a number of problems, while his wife Trish is devising a last resort for coping with his infidelities.