Gradually, the eccentric cast begins to assemble itself: Emily Nightingale, a squeaky, upper-class girl, all glamour and innocence; John Smith, a street-wise but sex-starved boy who falls in love with Emily on sight; Charles Dickens, a clergyman as buttoned-up as a high-church cassock; Dwayne Richards, a luminous travel-bore; Nina Prokovitch, an exotic Russian blonde and diamond smuggler; Tracey Elliott, a detective with the sleuthing instincts of a blindfolded sheep, and Dr Henry Sampson, an eyeball-bulgingly mad psychiatrist.