There's the gawky maid transformed into a vamp, a kilt-swishing, zimmerframe-wielding Grandpa, and his rejunvenative girlfriend Ms V Aggra, and a governess so stern one look would crumble granite. There are also the maddest of hats, some sensational striped suits, and hairstyles so wild and hair colours so neon that you're squinting at their megawatt brilliance.