Of course, you still play spot the turkey at a Saatchi exhibition. His marquee piece — a room full of life-size figures of praying Arab women made of tin foil — relies for its impact on being excessively large and shiny, the worst vice of contemporary art. Like me, you may baulk at criticising the work of a man with the biography of Halim Al-Karim, who, says the catalogue, opposed Saddam’s military regime and "took to hiding in the desert, living for almost three years in a hole in the ground covered by a pile of rocks". But you may still not warm to his maudlin soft-focus black-and-white photos.