Eclair Fifi on Cher, hangover cures and stealing tomatoes

Party-starter: Clair Stirling aka Eclair Fifi
Emir Eralp
Katie Strick @katie_strick
3 May 2019

Who is your hero?

Cher.

What would you save if your house fell into a sinkhole?

My cat, Squid. Everything else is replaceable, even my records. I have a list of all the records I have on Discogs so they can go and sink.

London's best clubs, in pictures

1/17

The spookiest thing that’s happened to you?

When I was about 16, I dreamed that one of my mum’s vases smashed. I didn’t tell her and it broke days later, with no explanation.

Your favourite smell?

The inside of a fresh, new book.

Your earliest memory?

Naked and stealing tomatoes out of the garden in the night to snack on. I have vague memories of my mum running out to put me back to bed. I think I was about three and I’ve loved tomatoes ever since. I even considered getting a tomato tattoo.

What was your worst job?

I’ve been a chef and a decorator. I’ve even laid bricks. The worst was processing expenses for bankers.

Best hangover cure?

Solpadeine Max, a sparkling water, then still water and a double espresso. Then salty food. Sorted.

Your proudest moment?

Scraping an honours degree when DJing every weekend.

Wildest thing on stage?

A couple started having sex on the DJ booth while I was DJing in Sneaky Pete’s in Edinburgh. I thought it was funny but it got stopped. That’s probably not too wild for other clubs in Europe.

Eclair Fifi performs at Field Day on June 8

MORE ABOUT