Collins now intends to use news footage from the press conference to make his own film, called The Return of the Real - part of his entry into this year's Turner Prize. He has already, you'll remember, created one of the most famous offices in London, an authentically nondescript box inside Tate Britain, where the strip lighting flickers irritably and the pot plant in the corner wilts under the artificial heat - and which several hundred visitors to the Tate observe each day through a large plate-glass window built, goldfish bowl-like, into one wall. (Collins, a 36-year-old video and photographic artist usually based in Glasgow, actually loves working here. "It's an amazing privilege, having an office here, like this. There's no way I could afford an office in central London under any other circumstance. Actually, there's no way I could afford to live in London.")