Limping in years behind the film it wants to be (that'll be Lock, Stock... for a change), Triggermen sees bumbling crooks Andy (Neil Morrissey) and Pete (Adrian Dunbar) get mistaken for hitmen, then keep up the pretence to swindle money from their mystery employer. Claire Forlani is an engagingly enigmatic lovestruck dame, and Donnie Wahlberg's excellent, too, but despite cool noir-esque photography, this is pointless, unfunny stuff even Pete Postlethwaite's cameo can't save.