Unconvincing White trash

Two groovy black FBI agents go 'undercover' as two rich white girls to foil a kidnap. Sounds like a bad idea? Well, it is.

This latest steaming pile of poo-poo to be shovelled out of the Wayans Brothers (Scary Movie 1 and 2) stable contains the same stale old rep of embarrassing bog moments, small dogs being terrorised, and farting (lots of that).

But worse, Don King would make a more convincing white chick than the uncomedic Wayanses, whose bleached skin, latex features and blue contacts give an eerie glimpse into Michael Jackson 2020 - yet no one at their weekend party bats an eyelid.

Paris Hilton's Simple Life effectively put It-Girl idiocy beyond parody, while the curdlesome gender-bending dates are so lame they're inoffensive. One to skip - even on video.

White Chicks
Cert: cert12A