As we rolled through the pictures - his first school photograph, John Wayne's birthday party - we came to an on-set shot of him in Get Carter in the trademark black overcoat. 'Now this,' he explained, 'is Get Carter. Funnily enough, a few years ago a mate rang me up and said, "Michael, there's this new magazine out and they've got you in every month, especially Get Carter. It was Loaded magazine.' At this point everyone round the table smiled, pointed at me and said, 'That was him!', to which Caine turned and said, 'Then you sir, are the guv'nor.'