The blackboard bungle

A couple of buddies, one bright, the other dumb as they come, stage a series of bungled heists to raise $30,000 to send the trailer-trash niece of one of them to Harvard.

Its duff little plot, with running gags about transvestism and incest, makes do with stars such as Tom Green (the MTV comic of Freddie Got Fingered, the worst film in 25 years) who are either going to get no further up the ladder, or have hit bottom.

It makes the Farrelly Brothers look masters of taste and wit. Soon at a video bin near you.

Stealing Harvard
Cert: cert12A