In the car on the way there, he entertained himself by pulling the chauffeur's cap down over his eyes, so that we zigzagged blindly down Regent Street. During lunch in the restaurant, he spotted a huge dog, a St Bernard, and pursued it, hooting wildly, into the ladies' lavatory, from which there soon emerged a stream of screaming, half-dressed women, followed by a panic-stricken St Bernard. Inside, I found Congo urinating into one of the hand basins while noisily kissing his image in the mirror, hugely enjoying himself as he always did on such occasions. As far as he was concerned, this planet was definitely his.