Only moments before, the British actress had been boasting, in a posh drawl, about bagging the coveted role. 'So, I got the director on the phone and I said, "Look, I don't care how, who, what, where, when. I need to do whatever it is and I'll do it now. Sacha Baron Cohen is a genius and I want to be a part of this project."' Strange, then, after so much effort to get the part, she can't remember her character's name. 'I know, but it was a year ago,' she sighs, still clutching her forehead in mock horror.