Oh, all right, Ewan. If you insist. And he does. We both dip into the remains of a gooey chocolate-mousse cake, a takeout from Nobu where he has just had lunch, and then the shared moment is interrupted - Ewan burps. Not loudly but even so. He covers his mouth apologetically and grins. 'Errr. Oh dear. I really have just had my lunch, haven't l?'